Mr. Dr. Professor Patriarch Captain Sir ThingerDudes the Seventh the Great the Honourable the Marvelous the Zookeeper who is also a fabulous actress

"I am just more thing than something else." -ThingerDudes on ThingerDudes

Sense — An artistic interpretation of ThingerDudes

Mr. Dr. Professor Patriarch Captain Sir ThingerDudes the Seventh the Great the Honourable the Marvelous the Zookeeper who is also a fabulous actress, or simply ThingerDudes is (are) a (some) purple emu(s), with exceptional intelligence.

Biography[]

Once upon a time, beyond some distant places you can't imagine, possibly on the Uranus, there once was an emu farm. One day, a regular paint transporting spaceship (on its trip to a construction site of a medieval space station near Pluto) crashed into the Uranus, making 32% of it purple, including all the emus on the emu farm, and all the corn. So ThingerDudes, a (some) now purple emu(s) escaped, and found home at the purple corn farm. But the owner of the emu farm soon started looking for his missing emus, so ThingerDudes had to leave. By that time, he (they) started to worship purple corn.

ThingerDudes arrived on Earth on 12. April, 2009, on a spaceship made out of and packed with purple corn.

Life on Earth[]

ThingerDudes like(s) to call himself (themselves) Mr. Dr. Professor Patriarch Captain Sir ThingerDudes the Seventh the Great the Honourable the Marvelous the Zookeeper who is also a fabulous actress. He (they) breed purple emus in a self-sustained zoo, near a purple corn farm, in Imaginationland. He also contributes to the canned meat export of Imaginationland.

Quantity[]

The quantity of ThingerDudes is uncertain, as it is still a subject to measuring by an international group of scientists. However, there are some facts that indicate that ThingerDudes may be more entities:

"Dudes" is in plural
"Mr. Dr. Professor Patriarch Captain Sir ThingerDudes the Seventh the Great the Honourable the Marvelous the Zookeeper who is also a fabulous actress" indicates that ThingerDudes has both male and female members.
We have no evidence that ThingerDudes is one entity.
We have no reason to think that ThingerDudes is one entity.
Although ThingerDudes is commonly believed to be more than one entity, the normal nomenclature for referencing ThingerDudes is by referencing a male with the a-sexual plural version in parenthesis. This allows for scientists and followers of ThingerDude's(') actions to escape future embarrassment when the plurality of his (their) existence(s) becomes apparent.

Surrender[]

ThingerDudes, otherwise a (some) fellow ASDFer(s), once succumbed to the powers of JKL;. He (they) was (were)
reborn as DudesThinger, an undoubtably singular entity, ThingerDudes' evil twin, who thought he
was an alter ego. He lived in JKL;'s lair, and was terribly evil. So evil he once covered a doorknob with toothpaste.
Later DudesThinger was stabbed by Keja and so ThingerDudes returned to life.

ThingerDudes as a temporary substitute for Keja[]

In August 2010, Keja went on a vacation, and ThingerDudes got to be the temporary Keja. He (they) even got the title "Space Cowboy", and the famous Kejaria was renamed to "ThingerDudes mantacular dudesdom emu place thing" for the time.

ThingerDudes acting as temporary keja

ThingerDudes Dollars[]

Are dangerous. You don't wanna know.